Clive the Paddler
Clive the Acrobat
Clive the Bumbag
Clive the GoPro #2
Clive the Tarmac
Clive the Mechanic
Clive the Cheese on Toast
Clive the Prisoner
Clive the Craft Project
Clive the OG
Clive the Letter
Clive the Climber
Clive the Chew Toy
Clive the GoPro
Clive the Wallpaper
Clive the Coke Addict
2019 – April
Clive returns after a relatively slow year to the annual SUCC Boat Ball, despite losing an eye at some point in the evening, our favourite bear came away relatively unscathed, if a little hungover the next morning!
2018 – October
Clive returns to Perranporth, the sleepy town of Porthtowan did not appreciate the company of such a rowdy bear
2018 – October
Clive runs the ‘Bradenham Bolt’ 10K with Hugh Jenkinson
2018 – July
Clive puts his proper suit on, and goes to a wedding!
2018 – April
Clive attends the SUCC Boat Ball, naturally he is the life of the party
2017 – August
Clive kayaks the length of the Grand Canyon
2017 – April
Clive gets crucified
2017 – April
Clive re-surfaces on Matthew Vincent’s mantelpiece, alive and ‘well’
2015 – January
Clive travels to Norway with Beardy.
2014 – April
Clive goes ‘up north’ on our annual Scotland trip, and takes a rather chilly bath in snow.
2013 – October
Clive comes on the club trip to Perranporth, and is promptly buried in sand
2013
The website www.isclivealive.com/ is published, to help concerned members of the public keep up to date with his movements.
2013 – August
Clive goes on holiday, travelling along the Inca trail with Thom Guy
2013 – May
Clive gets back into kayaking with a trip to Lee Valley White Water centre
2012
Clive suffers yet another medical setback when he is run over, this time by a Ford Transit van
2012 – March
Clive gets attacked with an Ice Axe
2011
Clive joins the army and is deployed to Afghanistan
2009
Clive visits Norway – Month Unknown
2007
Clive gets hanged
2007
After a lull in Clive’s life, he jumps straight back in with a trip to Uganda
2002
Clive goes to the Alps and attempts some new extreme sports, detailed in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd0s2r33EaM&feature=youtu.be
1999 – Spring
Clive suffers a huge medical setback after being repeatedly run over by a Ford minibus and kayak trailer.
1998
Clive features in a runner-up duo team at the Holme Pierrepont Student Rodeo. One of the highlights of his kayaking career
1997
Clive narrowly escapes major bio-hazard damage during the infamous ‘White Russian’ minibus trip to the River Usk.
1996
Clive survives several descents of such quality rivers as the Usk, Dee, and Etive. Riding shotgun in a Perception Pirouette.
1995
Clive’s dismembered head is found floating in a block of ice in the LSU pool, the reasoning behind this is still unclear.
1994
Clive is dismembered for the first time and sent back to his guardians in the post, he required a fur transplant when he was reunited with his limbs.
‘One bit was wrapped in tin foil and turned up at the Freshers fair. I thought I’d been given an old kebab and chucked it, only to then have to rifle through the bin!’ – Iain Penketh
1994 – April
Clive is sacrificed to the River Gods to ensure a good descent. Also featured are Mike Taylor’s ghastly trousers.
1993 – Summer
Clive is kidnapped again and is taken to the Alps where he endured a season of torture too horrific to detail
1993 – Scotland
Clive’s ears are found stapled to a board with a ransom note attached, this became the first of many kidnappings.
1992
Clive acquires a wetsuit from the Tiki shop in Braunton, he is also given his own custom fibreglass kayak, this has sadly been lost.
1990
Clive is found at Llangynidr village hall, he asked to join the club and so we took him back to Southampton.
‘Contrary to popular belief, I wasn’t stolen from a village hall in South Wales: I wanted out of that horrid place, away from the hordes of toddlers who kicked and threw me about making my life a misery. I managed to escape with an adoring group of students who promised me a life of luxury.’
– Clive T. Bear
You must be logged in to post a comment.